thoodleoo:

Anonymous asked: merry clitoris

lesbiantahani:

angelgone224-deactivated2021030:

Dads love to talk about roads. Whatd u take to get on the highway. Whatd you take to get off the highway

edwad:

dykecrowley:

being an adult is having the “we have food at home” conversation with urself every single day

radiant-gift:

kylo-ren-has-an-8pack:

jurassicdaily:

monstermonstre:

i love how in jurassic park the woman has a phd and cargo shorts is out there solving problems and digging her hands in dinosaur poop for science 

but they still had to have a token sexy character so, instead of the usual screaming blonde with a torn shirt and tight shorts, we have him

the chaos “rock star” scientist who got a tiny bit bloody so he had to open his shirt all the way and rest his injured body in this very practical position

god bless ian malcolm

The best part is that at the Jurassic Park 25th Anniversary at Universal Studios, the assistant director verified that the shirt opening and pose was 100% Jeff’s decision and Jeff didnt even ask Steven Spielberg’s permission first. He just did it.

that’s such a Jeff Goldblum thing of him to do

just-shower-thoughts:

If you boil a funny bone it becomes laughing stock

gracie137blogs:

yeah it’s amazing that Tom Holland is apparently open to the idea of gay Spider-Man but we can’t forget Andrew Garfield who half lost his job for the fact he wanted Peter Parker to be bi with Michael B Jordan as MJ, like do not forget the man who fell so Tom Holland could fly

tomfordvelvetorchid:

If you’re not obsessed with yourself you should be

carly-gay-jepsen:

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